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  I do not always talk to girls I like

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  I am proving her right every time

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  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  Poor Aquaman

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see