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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  I was sweating bullets

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  I am proving her right every time

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  How old is that human being

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  Seriously do not get upset about this

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships