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  I am proving her right every time

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  I do not always talk to girls I like

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  I was sweating bullets

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  Visited my years old grandfather cottage did not know he got a huge bald eagle

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day