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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Poor Aquaman

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  I do not always talk to girls I like

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  I was sweating bullets

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  So I got my licence today