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  I am proving her right every time

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this

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  How old is that human being

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  It must be weird if your dad is a legend