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  I am proving her right every time

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  Seriously do not get upset about this

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  Poor Aquaman

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  Witnessed a Lion King moment while on a hike

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  To those few women who do this

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning