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  I wish this scene was in the movie

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  To those few women who do this

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  So I got my licence today

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  So you made a small purchase from Amazon

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  I am proving her right every time