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  I was sweating bullets

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see

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  I do not remember this Arthur book

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  It must be weird if your dad is a legend

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  This was my mom when I was in high school