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  Seriously do not get upset about this

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  I do not remember this Arthur book

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  This was my mom when I was in high school

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  It must be weird if your dad is a legend

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  I was sweating bullets

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  I do not always talk to girls I like

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this