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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this

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  I am proving her right every time

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  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

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  To those few women who do this

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  South Park themed snowboards

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  I was sweating bullets

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave