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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Seriously do not get upset about this

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  How old is that human being

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  I was sweating bullets

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  I wish this scene was in the movie

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  That evil smile

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  I am proving her right every time