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  That evil smile

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  I do not always talk to girls I like

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  This was my mom when I was in high school

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see