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  Poor Aquaman

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  To those few women who do this

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  I was sweating bullets

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  The most tactful way I have seen to deter hotel theft

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  I do not remember this Arthur book

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave