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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  So you made a small purchase from Amazon

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  To those few women who do this

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  That evil smile

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  Witnessed a Lion King moment while on a hike

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Seriously do not get upset about this

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  I am a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I would see